Hello and welcome to my 90's-style webpage!
Initiate nomadic wandering program, JVP dash 21. First stop: somewhere in the Pacific Ocean. The Island Inspector will provide critical island-related updates... when he has a moment!
Oh this old thing? Just an enormous, fresh-water inland sea called Lake Erie. Critical lake-related news (2017-2021) was brought to you daily* in the Lake Erie Report.
*let's not get too carried away